Me: So Malinda was telling us that she had to go online to figure out how to tie a noose.* And I told her that I figured that out one night when I was backstage with some rope and some free time.
David: Huh. Well. I guess I'll sleep better tonight knowing that you don't have any rope in this room.
Me: Oh, that's okay. I can use always use the tie to your bathrobe. Or the drawstring from my pajama bottoms.
David: .....
*For the gifts from the cast to the director and staff of The Pillowman at Silver Spring Stage. They gave each of us an adorable stuff hedgehog with a noose around its neck.
