22 September 2008

How to have a successful community theater career

Own enough underpinnings that you don't have to do laundry too often.

Make sure that you have enough big girl panties to get you through the most stressful Tech Week. 'Cause you're never stressed alone.


Maureen said...

Oh, and then there's "Have a job flexible enough that you can adjust your work schedule to accommodate Tech Week", "Be able to subsist on 10 hours sleep a week", or perhaps "Be multi-skilled, because if it comes down to you or someone else for a part and only one of you is also willing to hang lights/build sets/sew costumes/rope your significant other into doing publicity, well, which one would you cast?"

tommyspoon said...

I think that there should be a moratorium placed on the term "big girl panties" when referring to an adult's undergarments.

I'm just sayin'....