According to Chris Rock in a performance of his that I ran across on the hotel cable:
Women need food, water, and compliments. And the occasional pair of shoes.
Men want food, sex, and silence.
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"So, Leta, is it difficult to live your life so that whenever you need to illustrate a point, you have an anecdote from your personal experience?" No, not really.
"On a break" is community theater for "spend more time with my family" which is politics for "unemployed." (Leta)
"If you want to help the American theater, don't be a performer -- be an audience." (Tallulah Bankhead)
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Wait a minnute... don't we get something to drink???
How about watermelon? That's food with something to drink right in it.
Only if it has rum or vodka added to it...
That is a pretty bold header Leta, I wouldn't go as far in declaring that women are the problem as you have there.
Amy is home now and she likes to watch the Animal Planet chanel and so I have been watching "It's Me or the Dog". Dogs run amuk and and a professional dog trainer comes in and works miricles with a clicker and treats. And Amy and I got to speculating that this could work in other problem areas. And so perhaps in this case. "Click, click" "Compliment me" "COMPLIMENT ME!"....."That's right, Good boy" and pop him a nice bit of chocolate. Or a shot of Scotch.
Sally Cusenza
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