If he could just keep this campaign promise, I'd write Denis Leary's name in on every ballot I got near. Forever. I still may.
Have you ever considered going into politics? (Jeroen Grouls, The Woodlands, Texas)
No. They wouldn't want me. I don't think they'd like my skinny-jeans squad. If I'm President, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're to be O.K. in. I don't know if hte country is ready for it yet.
10 Questions for Denis Leary, Time magazine, 9 June 08
Denis Leary for President - Freeing America from the Scourge of the Muffintop.