15 August 2008

Now I really want one

Selections from H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sampler Copywriter

Caramel Chew

There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.


Casey Jones said...

Outstanding. Your wit is razor sharp as ever. :D

Maureen said...

They don't really read like Lovecraft, but fun just the same.