The best excuse ever

The trés nifty person who posted this response to an e-vite has some really lovely (and enviable) body art and I don't, but that's not going to stop me from heisting his regrets for any future time that I have to decline something.

Especially as all my friends have heard "Oh, I can't - I have rehearsal" way too often.

Thanks for thinking of me, but I will be out of town--vacation and getting my tattoo colored in