21 June 2005

Mostly harmless

I heard this quiz on the radio this morning and only answered yes to one of them. But I think we should keep in mind that my constant supply of anecdotes is really all my co-workers have in their bleak, empty, horizon-less lives. They depend on me and I am there for them.

Are You Annoying at Work?

2 comments:

Brett said...

What sad grey lives they would have if not for you and your anecdotes. You are all the prevents them going home and sobbing in front of some reality T.V. show as they drink themselves into oblivion! You know your duty, now get out there and brighten those days!

Anonymous said...

"6) It is your trademark to recite rhyming or other cutesy messages as your voicemail greeting."

There was a young girl from Nantucket... at the beep, stop laughing and leave your message or the contact information for your lawyer if you are filing a sexual harassment lawsuit.

"8) You routinely eat odiferous lunches at your desk."

You got me there Kemosabe. Kung Pao, Currie, Hunan, Szechuan, I get lots of questions "Wow, that smells really hot. How can you eat that?" but never any complaints.