An American in .... Disguise

CNN reports on the T-shirtKing.com "Go Canada" package which contains enough Canada-related stuff to allow Americans abroad to pose as Maple Leafers and avoid discussions of our current problematic foreign policy.

Such questions are the reason for the package's quick reference guide, which offers tips in case an American in disguise gets quizzed on Canada.

When it comes to sports, the guide suggests: "This is easy to remember. There is only one real sport in Canada and it is called hockey. Regardless of any trivia question, the answer is 'Wayne Gretzky."'

Thanks to CanadaDave.